The hat is yours
Lalalalalala....
Oooohhh-oohohoho
Win kinky fun
Win kinky fun
The hat is yours, the hat is yours
Hat-baby, hat-baby
Hat-baby, hat-baby
That hat lives so fun
That hat lives so fun
That hat is yours
The hat is yours
Hat-baby, hat-baby
This sucks
We think it gets gay
It always was fun
The hat is yours, the hat is yours
Hat-baby hat-baby
Hat-baby hat-baby
The hat is yours, hat-baby
The hat is yours, hat-baby

Lalalalalala....
Oooohhh-oohohoho

Cool guy with soda in hand
Yes, we think so - something sweet
Cool guy with soda in hand
Yes, we think so - something sweet

Pushed over the hat into Bert's cola-au-lait
Pushed over the hat into Bert's cola-au-lait

But then you knew, that baby
But then you knew, that hatbaby
The hat is yours, the hat is yours

Lalalalalala....
Oooohhh-oohohoho

Borrow the LP: The hat is yours
You can dress up and make out and get on the TV
You can do drugs and get on the TV
The hat is really yours, yours
Everyone knows why and all is perfect
Everyone knows why and all is perfect
Everyone knows why and all is perfect
Everyone knows why and all is perfect
The hat is yours, the hat is yours
The hat is yours, hat-baby

Lalalalalala....
Oooohhh-oohohoho

Glue piece of ham, cooly
Glue piece of ham, cooly, cooly
The hat is yours, the hat is yours
Hat-baby, hat-baby
Hat-baby, hat-baby

The hat lives so funny
The hat is yours, the hat is yours
Hat-baby, hat-baby
Hat-baby, hat-baby
It sucks
We think it's gay
It always was fun
The hat is yours, the hat is yours
The hat is yours, hat-baby
The hat is yours, the hat is yours
The hat is yours, hat-baby